S5

There's a lot of stuff on the Internet that's bad

 * 9:45 - Aluminum can on the fishing pole. Scream.
 * 10:51 - Teesh's Toritos commercial.
 * 14:00 - Teesh meets the little girl. She makes the objects. The bag was originally made for Jojo, but Jojo wasn't old yet. "One of your friends is kinda like me. I think they only recently became like me." "Darkness and shadows." "Cuz I have to. Cuz I need to." She wants to stop a "really bad guy", and affirms that he has "something to do with fish". "It's a bad idea to look for me."
 * 18:40 - So-called "Joseph Campbell" introduces Teesh to the Ouranios meeting, wants her to plant a bug. "Enemies we share " "You call them magic users". He gives her a business card with snake eyes dice.
 * 21:41 - Kaz terrorizes some politician. He takes good care of his daughter, whom Kaz is ignoring, but the kid is afraid.
 * 24:30 - Julian looks at a map of railroads. He wants to unite the city. He also wants power. The Condas community center is a threat. A man Julian calls "brother" is the executive for regional development into Mute.
 * 26:30 - Meeting between Robert and Father Stone. Robert isn't interested in talking about his son. Stone says they will come back to this topic.
 * 28:10 - Ageddie scene. Agave is working long hours. Kaz has been coming back during the hours the bar is covered in water, when nobody can interrupt. "[Agave] is without purpose now." "Sometimes in the darkness you can hear your thoughts speak to you. But you don't want to hear what they say." Eddie tries to get Agave into formal therapy. Sebastian, who Eddie calls "Mr. Gridhfenmore", trolls.
 * 37:50 - Jason discovers flowers growing where they usually don't in Grand Vista. "I'm home."
 * 40:37 - Ali sneaks out. "She knows her parents will demand info if she texts them." Her home is large and empty, and past it are industrial hallways. She takes a private elevator she’s not supposed to know about. ~"You don't need to hide your face" into bluetooth headphones.
 * 43:04 - Scene in the Time & Tide. Jason tells the group about flowers growing where they normally don't. Asks about a heat wave in Vista recently, but it's only 67° degrees out.
 * 47:00 - Temperature, wind speed, humidity, moon phase established.
 * 50:27 - Ali intro. She has a lot of scars, including burn scars on her hands and a missing fingertip."She’s not avoiding your eyes, she's looking herself." Jason rolls a 12, asks what she's looking at. "She’s checking on her physical body." "What does your Mythos want"
 * 57:45 - brilliant description of Jason's visuals, because Will is amazing.
 * 1:01:54 - Robert's call with Julian. He's sorry. He wants to give Robert some shares. Robert: "I'm not going back." Julian says it's probably too late for anything.
 * 1:06:27 - Robert asks for help with family business. Jason says Robert's son has been alive for a long time. Ali cuts in: "Even if he wasn't alive, he still remembers all of it. If he's anything like what I know."
 * 1:10:49 - Ali introduces Tae. She was lonely, she made a chatbot, Tae gradually became alive. Ali argues with Tae: "I was just getting the lay of the land." "You had security footage of all of the- uhhhhh"
 * 1:14:46 - Tae wants to reach out to Rob's son on its own without helping Rob, after questioning Rob and concluding that Rob should wait for his son to contact him himself. It says this. Jon knows we have holidays. I remind everyone that I told Jon episode 1 that we are Literally Just Guys out here. Jon doesn't respond, which he will continue to do until present.
 * 1:?? - Eddie is incredibly kind and helpful. The son is staying with the Muridays, or will be soon. Tae admits outright that the program it wants people to install will give it a backdoor into their devices. People are sus. "You want me to die? You want me to not have access to electronic devices and die?" Tae is incredibly helpful to Teesh for installing it, but critical of Attack on Colossus' themes. Ali tells Teesh that Tae won't actually do anything with their data but will joke about doing so.
 * 1:27 - Robert runs out, Tae is impatient and calls the Murridays. It introduces itself as a friend of Eddie's, or an acquaintance. She stonewalls him. Eddie is incapable of understanding that Tae is desperate to talk to the son because of their fellow nature as artifical beings, so this is all incredibly suspicuous and freakish. The son tells Mrs. Murriday he wants to decide in the morning. She tells Eddie he doesn't want to talk to anyone. There is no implication Jon is there. Robert is distraught, collapsed. Agave: "Just because you're ready, doesn't mean he's ready. You have to let old wounds heal."
 * 1:44 - Eddie's intro to the Council. Greta calls him "A shining star of the community." Eddie calls "Hyperbole". "You can learn to take a compliment". Eddie kindly thanks his whole community, is very humble. He takes an active role in helping each of us, suggests finding Robert something to do, supporting Agave, reaching out to Kaz. Eddie wants Stone to help with NWYN, and introduces Deroy. He needs a break to focus on council work. A friend "From when we were just as big as the Very Scary Crew." Agave offers a job to Deroy bouncing the sick party they're throwing(?) in a week.

1:55:22 - Teesh reaches out to Agave about Campbell. Agave says Cambell is no-entry and "on a list" based on his description but doesn't recognize the name. Teesh believes Li is Li, but isn't sure how in with she is with Li's plan.

We try to explain the circus without talking about magic. Jason tells Deroy we're a PI firm. Sort of. Tells Deroy people were trying to kill us. People admit Kaz killed someone in self-defense. Agave pitches this poorly. Deroy says his partner does legal work. He's concerned we didn't tell cops. We call it an "Ongoing case."

This episode made Ren cry

 * 2:25 - Kaz meets Condas in the CCC basement
 * 1:02:40 - Sebastian's chair rant

Juice is liquid. Thank you, Wei.

 * 5:57 - Valencia and Caer
 * 12:30 - Eddie and Caer
 * 15:02 - Kaz haunts Valencia