S1

Where's your stylus?
Will, Ren, and Nick in the beginning. Marcus shows up a while in. Noah shows up near the end.


 * 1:05 - mysterious old man with a fishing rod
 * 2:04 - Dr. Drake into
 * 3:20 - Kaz extracts Agave from a nightclub
 * 5:07 - Robert's claymation set
 * 6:20 - Mysterious apartment
 * 7:27 - Li meets Chris, then Kaz at the animal shelter
 * 15:35 - Li meets Robert at a NWYN warehouse
 * 24:50 - Kaz and Agave find out about each other's magic in a garage
 * 33:45 - Navid's out-of-control motorcycle, malevolent energy shatters glass, photos of the crew.
 * 59:37 - Crew meets Emma (brunette) in a diner. She was meeting Navid, someone paid her to date him. Navid spent the date creeping on a tall woman and a blonde lady. Emma gives Navid's address.
 * 1:11:00 - Kaz notices a watcher and pursues. Robert creates a tracking paper plane and everyone shows off their powers. Li gets the stranger's camera, Kaz gets his revolver. He gets away by firing a backup revolver.
 * 1:33:00 - Crew discussion/creation
 * 1:36:50 - Li takes crew to one of his soup kitchens.
 * 1:43:15 - Noah arrives. Eddie joins the crew. Will improvises a divination moment that brings him in. Eddie invites crew to the CCC to meet Condas.
 * 2:09:30 - Credits

... and the cyborgs?

 * 0:00 - Eddie intro scene: "our little shitboy". Now with drums.
 * 1:00 - Iron jaw dancer, silver fishing net.
 * 1:50 - Teesh jumps off a building.
 * 2:37 - Post-orgy Agave seduces a politician into pushing certain legislation.
 * 4:00 - Li's dream: soldiers, all women standing at attention in a red courtyard. Assault rifles slung over shoulders, tears streaming over makeup. Two women standing at a gallows. People rushing about him. He feels a long dagger pierce his chest.
 * 6:32 - Kaz joyride
 * 8:29 - Kaz arrives at Good Food Fun Times and meets Teesh. Teesh has Robert's paper plane.
 * 15:03 - Robert thinks through bureaucratic measures to deal w/street gangs. Meets a petite woman who introduces herself as Ellie Woodsworth. She says Navid was stalking her, and he stole something of hers. Robert brings her with him.
 * 18:00 - Li feels like something is missing. 2 police officers at his door: Daas and Quinn. Eyewitnesses saw crew remove something from Navid's bag and go into the diner. Li doesn't give them anything.
 * 21:50 - Crew arrives at the CCC. VSC greets crew. They show the crew Rob's claymation video of Harrison Bergeron. Teesh meets the crew (both crews?). Kaz, unlike Robert, communicated their +1 in advance. Ellie asks for Navid info, says he was stalking her. Agave gets her number, and she behaves exceptionally sus.
 * 46:02 - Mysterious little girl gives Kaz tranquility with a glance.
 * 48:30 - Father Stone meets crew at the door, telling about Rita Crawford's real estate development and meeting with Condas. He says Eddie can help at any time.
 * 52:31 - Auntie Day left Eddie's gift in The Underpass.
 * 56:20 - Robert and Agave have some great character interaction.
 * 57:50 - Li, Eddie, and Teesh meet. Dusty the janitor is introduced.
 * 1:09:30 - Back to Rob and Agave. Robert forgets Agave's VERY important advice. Kaz vibes w/Mrs. Muriday.
 * 1:11:30 - Crew meets Condas.
 * 1:16:21 - "Toughest part of bein' awake is goin' back to sleep again. Anyone can wake up, Eddie. But getting rest -- real, true rest, the kind of rest that sinks down into the bones -- that's something you gotta cherish." -Condas
 * 1:25:20 - Condas meeting ends. Li realizes he's missing the camera he took off the stranger. Plan transport. Agave tells Ellie about heading to Navid's. Kaz values motorcycle safety.
 * 1:38:30 - Crew fights a two-headed tollkeeper at The Underpass.
 * 1:41:47 - "Whoa whoa whoa wait wait wait you've got the juice!" -Noah
 * 2:12:35 - Credits

The greatest massage of all time
0:00 - Condas gives Rob Drake's true name 1:07 - Condas gives Teesh candy 2:14 - Lidership 4:37 - Kaz in the net; Smith in the squeeze chute 6:46 - Condas body language convo w/Agave 9:16 - record scratch "Yep, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got here." -Drake (not really) 10:22 - "Is this really what you want to be doing? They're just using you to kill and hurt people!" -Agave, to Yulanda. Flashback to a dark, dingy, musty basement. Agave winexplodes someone. 11:30 - Rob brands leatherletters to continue turning Yulanda 13:37 - Li uses screens to search for the relics Drake took, sees Bartley with them 15:01 - Kaz SHB to imprison Marush in the bag 16:24 - "I kicked 2 puppies today." -Wei 21:02 - Eddie uses Auntie Day's wisdom of dance to impart clarity of mind to Agave 28:00 - 3x combo: Kaz dissolves to shadow as Eddie switches beat to facilitate Teesh capoeira 33:01 - Li commands Bartley to bring up the stuff 36:13 - "Yo I heard you like buffs so I buffed yo buffs" -Will, about Noah's plan to buff Robert because Noah buffed Agave last turn 38:00 - Episode title. Eddie's parents used to come home after long days and give foot massages to each other. Also Eddie's hands are dynamos. He teaches Dog how to give a great massage. 39:51 - Dog becomes an expert masseuse, but only in octoform. 40:15 - Dog massages Agave 41:51 - "You just got a massage from an octopus who understands the plight of the working class." -Noah, about Agave 43:30 - Flashback: Teesh and Agave developing dance skills. "If I do some o' this and you do some o' that and then we do it like this --" -Teesh 46:37 - Emma contemplates taking the entire down. Will: "We're still in the tower! Don't tear it down yet!". Em: "Frick, I still don't have my hat!". Nick: "It's in an elevator. Doot doot doot-doot doot doot doot doot doot" 49:19 - Barley in the elevator, arms folded. Em: "Wait, he's going UP? NOOO!". Will: "That strange mental liminal space where you're in an elevator and your mind just sort of drifts off and you're just thinking about nothing. A beautiful moment." 50:55 - Teesh creates wind barrier to help Kaz, fails the roll, but -- 52:08 - -- Kaz uses Do Try to Keep Up and burns Grim Reprisal to destroy Drake's armor. Nick: "You literally punched his pants off." Drake shoots Kaz + Teesh. 57:07 - Barley arrives with the box. Roll Credits.